a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary
As soon as it looks like Trump is headed to jail, Fox News suddenly discovers American prisons can, in fact, have inhumane conditions.
i always forget obama has a brother who really fucking hates him until he does stuff like this
i’m sorry but what was the alternative here, did you think Obama’s estranged older brother was reclaiming the f slur or something









